Chapter 51: What a Great Place
He didn’t expect to find a place underground that was full of snacks. This was great, no need to worry about food or drink. With this pile of food, he could safely spend three days.
“Gurgle gurgle~( I don’t know about that, I just happened to find food here )” Matthew said, muttering to himself, a ball of light flew up from his hand, dispelling the darkness and bringing light to the entire warehouse.
“Meow meow~( Salted chicken legs, marinated eggs, sausages, beef jerky, candy. This place is really great. )” Impatiently, Li Li nibbled on a chicken leg while looking at his food.
Judging from the size of the warehouse and the amount of food piled up, it must be at least measured in tons.
Even if he ate 24 hours a day, he wouldn’t be able to finish it all. He finally felt like he was on vacation.
“Gurgle gurgle~( Eat quickly, after you’re done, let’s discuss how to do the mission. )” Matthew said, sitting on a pack of cola.
“Meow meow~( It’s very simple, just do as I say, ignore everything else, and set fire to the gas station and all the buildings first. )” Li Li said, crazily gnawing on a chicken leg.
What else was there to discuss? Drive all the zombies and humans onto the streets and let them have the ultimate showdown.That would definitely count as an event that changed the course of the world. Anyway, the humans who stayed behind and these zombies were not good birds, it would be best to let them fight each other.
“Gurgle gurgle~( But I don’t think that’s a good idea, it’s too evil. )” Matthew said, still unable to do what Li Li said.
“Meow meow~( Then I can’t help it, you go do what you want to do, I’ll stay here and wait until the time is up. )” Hearing this, Li Li said, tearing at the chicken leg packaging.
Since the other party wasn’t going to take his advice, then let him do whatever he wanted, he could stay here and eat until the time was up.
“Gurgle gurgle~( You…… didn’t you say you’d help me? )” Hearing this, Matthew’s eyes widened.
“Meow meow~( I said I’d help you, but you’re not willing to take my advice, how can I help you? I can only stay here and eat and not cause you any trouble. )” Li Li said, he had given the other party the best idea.
The other party didn’t want it, what could he do?
“Gurgle gurgle~( But we agreed that I would take you to find food and you would help me with the mission. Even though I didn’t take your advice, you still have to cooperate with me. )” Matthew said, his eyes fixed on Li Li, as if he was looking at a swindler.
“Meow meow~( Then can I help after I’m full? You have to let me eat my fill before I can help you, right? )” Seeing that the atmosphere wasn’t right, Li Li immediately changed his tune.
No matter what the situation was, it was always right to eat his fill first and make himself stronger, preferably until the third day.
“Gurgle gurgle~( Alright, then I’ll wait for you to finish eating. )” Hearing this, Matthew’s face looked a little better.
If this guy dared to say he wouldn’t help him, he would send him back to the surface and not let him eat.
“Meow meow~( Don’t just sit there, can you help me open those cans and beef jerky? )” Seeing the other party sitting there idly, Li Li said.
Since he was idle anyway, he might as well help him open the packaging, so he wouldn’t have to do it himself, right? This way he could eat faster.
“I don’t know how to open these iron cans, how do you open them?” Matthew asked, it wouldn’t be a problem to help him open them.
After all, helping him was helping himself. After he was full, they could continue the mission.
“Meow meow~( It’s very simple, watch, I’ll teach you. )” As Li Li spoke, he extended his claws and pulled at the ring. Then he pulled hard, and the lid of the can popped open. ℟
The beef covered in oil inside was revealed.
“Gurgle gurgle~( So that’s how you open it, I see. )” Matthew nodded when he saw this and began to open the cans according to Li Li’s actions.
In his opinion, although the other party was bigger than him, he should be full after a few cans.
“Meow meow~( Mm-hmm, then please continue opening the cans, don’t stop until I say so. )” Li Li smiled when he saw this and began to eat in big mouthfuls. The beef can, which was as big as his face, was finished in a few bites.
Matthew, who was acting as a ruthless can-opening machine, was silently chanting in his heart that the other party should be full after the next can.
But until the can shells on the ground piled up as high as a hill, Li Li was still eating.
At this time, Matthew was numb all over. He looked at Li Li and said, “Gurgle gurgle~( Why aren’t you full yet? What kind of creature are you? This is the first time I’ve seen anyone who can eat more than a Cyclops. )”
“Meow meow~( I’m just an ordinary little kitty, it’s just that I’m too hungry. )” Li Li licked his lips and said a little embarrassedly.
He didn’t expect the guy in front of him to be so honest and keep opening cans for him. It made him feel a little embarrassed to lie to him.
“Gurgle gurgle~( You can’t keep eating like this, you eat too much. )” Matthew complained, somewhat regretting his decision just now: “Gurgle gurgle~( How much more are you going to eat? My hands are sore from opening cans. )”
“Meow meow~( To be honest, my stomach hasn’t felt full yet. )” Li Li smiled, revealing a row of teeth.
“Gurgle gurgle~( That’s not okay, if you keep eating like this, I’ll be exhausted. )” Matthew stopped what he was doing and looked at Li Li seriously: “Gurgle gurgle~( We need to go and do some missions first, and after we’re done, you can continue eating. )”
“Meow meow~( What missions? )” Li Li asked, eating a can.
“Gurgle gurgle~( Come with me to the human camp to gather intelligence. )” Matthew said.
“Meow meow~( Are you crazy, brother? If those guys see us, they’ll definitely want to make us into dinner. )” Li Li’s voice involuntarily grew louder when he heard this.
Was he kidding, going to the humans to gather intelligence? If they were discovered by the humans, wouldn’t they be made into food?
“Gurgle gurgle~( Don’t be afraid, I’m a forest elf who knows magic )” Matthew said, giving Li Li a “Don’t worry, I’ve got this” look.